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Hassle Free Life

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Do you value your time? Do you need a few more wins in the core memory column? Do you say terrible things to your family when you're running late to a children's concert that's supposed to inspire love, joy, and gratitude only to wind up in the last of the last row from which your child's face vaguely resembles a potato? Restore family harmony and the contours of your child's face with this amazing package.

First, you will have four front row seats to all school concerts in which you have a child participating - just strut on up to the front row minutes before it begins, wave in solidarity at the parent you used to be, and enjoy the show!

And next, afternoon carpool…aka, the worst 30 minutes of everyone's day, and the time you reserve specially for firing off passive aggressive text messages to your friends whose kids ride the bus. Leave the madness behind and buy yourself a Hassle Free Life - your very own reserved spot in the carpool line for the 2024/2025 school year. You can say goodbye to the line through the parking lot - you're the only one approved to cut the line and pull into your spot in front of the gym door. Wassup.