Bad news: your advisor called and you're missing 4 credits. She says you're not graduating in May. Grandma is going to be heartbroken, dad will be furious, and you've just proven your brother right. You are, in fact, a moron.
You could beg your way into Freshman stats, but the add/drop period ended two weeks ago. Your only option now is find someone who works in the registrar's office and have them manually change your transcript. Fortunately, you know just the person for the job, but the only way they're going to help is if you beat them in the big upcoming Flip Cup and Trash Talk tournament. So sign up now, save your ass and finish out college a campus hero.

Your Flip Cup ticket gets you low-quality pizza, 90's rap, snacks, other backyard games and late night karaoke. Relive the days before kids, before jobs, before any semblance of responsibility or decorum. This throwback throwdown will be fueled by some of the absolute cheapest beer available in a keg. When the party's over, you'll be thrown into an Uber with a commemorative beer koozie to prove that you were at the greatest party since you got your fake ID.

June 10 at 4:30 PM

Donated by: Chris Dynan; John Solit; Mark Hindes; Kapil Parakh; Adam Singleton

Please note, party tickets are final sale and are considered a donation to the school. If you are unable to attend, you are welcome to try to find someone else to purchase the tickets from you, or just leave it as a donation.

All are welcome! If you would like to attend for free, please contact Lafayette's guidance counselor [email protected].