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Strawberry Balsamic Jam

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"Strawberry Solidarity: Balsamic Jam with a Cause"

This isn't just jam-it's a movement in a mason jar. Sweet, rich strawberries meet a bold splash of balsamic vinegar, creating a flavor union so perfect it could draft its own contract. Hand-canned by Union President Kelly Eddy (because why stop at bargaining when you can also dominate brunch?), this jam spreads smoother than contract language after a 14-hour negotiation.


Great on toast, cheese boards, or slathered over the smug satisfaction of knowing your union makes everything better-including breakfast