Pop your collar, invert your visor and stuff your cargo shorts with a six pack of Busch Light, because it's 2002 and you're headed to a backyard flip cup tournament. Contestants will line up on either side of a poorly constructed folding table and amid a flurry of red plastic cups and revolting trash talk, battle until a winner is declared (or we lose track of the score).
You will scream and cheer until your throat is sore. Your bookstore-bought flip flops will become saturated in beer foam and wet grass and completely disintegrate. You will treat yourself to low-quality pizza, 90's rap, snacks, other backyard games and impromptu "naps" in a lawn chair while you regroup and rally. You will relive the days before kids, before jobs, before any semblance of responsibility or decorum.
This throwback throwdown of millennial proportions will be fueled by the absolute cheapest beer available in a keg. When the party's over, you'll be thrown into an Uber with a commemorative beer koozie to prove that you were at the greatest afternoon party since you got your fake ID from Jesse out back of the 7-11. And that you can totally still hang.
Now go home and sleep it off.
PS - bring your own camp chair if you want somewhere to sit.
Date/Time - May 18 4pm till late
Hosts - Adam Singelton, Chris Dynan, Johnny Solit, Kapil Parakh, Mark Hindes
Please note, party tickets are final sale and are considered a donation to the school. If you are unable to attend, you are welcome to try to find someone else to purchase the tickets from you, or just leave it as a donation.
All are welcome! If you would like to attend for free, please contact Lafayette's guidance counselor Jillian.Diesner@k12.dc.gov
