Get Ready to Dance!

Win two (2) VIP tickets to be part of the LIVE audience of a taping of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" with a friend or loved one.

Ellen DeGeneres continues to deliver uplifting, inspiring, and hilarious experiences to viewers. Her talent, personal warmth, and sass have earned her recognition as an amazing LGBTQ icon and humorist?and now you get to see her live!

"The Ellen DeGeneres Show" has become the daytime program for laughter and fun. Dance with Ellen and her star-studded list of guests. Be surprised by the celebrity antics, pranks and games, and be part of the moment as Ellen reaches out to make a difference.

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Two (2) VIP tickets to a taping of the Ellen DeGeneres show
Gift bags of Ellen Merchandise

Show is taped most weeks between September and May (December excluded), Mon - Thurs.. Attendees must be at least 14 years of age.

Blame it on her juice baby!

Take a friend and eff it up to the tempo with two tickets to Lizzo's SOLD OUT show September 17th at 8pm at BU's Agganis Arena. See her twerk, grind, and flute and shoot at this show that is sure to be fire! Get lit!

Tickets are in Section 103, Row N, Seats 3 and 4 - close to the action!

Tickets will be transferred to you in September.

Tickets can be emailed to you, or transferred to your Ticketmaster account.

Treat yourself to some fun! This frisky little bundle includes a one-year subscription to the feminist porn award winning site crashpadseries.com and three feature-length film DVDs by CrashPad Mastermind Shined Louise Houston -- signed by porn legend Jiz Lee! We'll also throw in a $75 giftcard to Good Vibrations, to help you continue your inspirations...

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Get some R&R and sunshine at the fabulous Yachtsman Hotel & Marina Club in Kennebunkport, Maine - the perfect relaxing getaway from bustling Boston!

You and a guest will enjoy a two night stay at the Yachtsman Hotel and Marina Club, with access to the fabulous pool area, as well as complimentary kayak, canoe, and SUP rentals (based on seasonal availability).

Available Dates: May, June, September, October 2019 or 2020.

Excludes July, August, and Holiday Weekends

Reservations are subject to availability. Includes room, tax, and resort fees.

Expires December 31, 2020

Why not give yourself a little touch up? Get a Botox session for you or a friend with a natural looking treatment with a board certified doctor with more than 10 years experience. This is perfect for first-timers who want to explore the benefits of Botox. Package includes treatment of forehead lines, glabellar lines between the eyes, and crow's feet in a single treatment with as many units of medication as are needed. Free touch up in 10-14 days if needed.

- Botox session with David Chen, MD, with touchup session

The Theater Offensive would like to thank David Chen, MD, for contributing this package.