It's that time again folks, so dust off your cargo shorts, turn your hat backwards, and stuff your pockets with as much cheap beer as your prematurely-arthritic knees can handle - because it's 2002ish and you're about to throw down at the ultimate backyard flip cup tournament
We'll line up across a shaky folding table straight out of a freshman dorm, red Solo cups in hand, and talk trash with the reckless abandon of someone whose biggest responsibility was setting their AIM away message. Expect epic battles, shady re-racks, and questionable scorekeeping until either a champion is crowned or the whole thing dissolves into a late-90s pop-punk singalong.
Your flip-flops (or bare feet, depending on how far you go) will be soaked in beer foam and trampled grass by the second round. Your throat will go hoarse from screaming "ONE MORE GAME!" while Nelly blares from a janky speaker system. You'll refuel with cheap pizza, off-brand snacks, and possibly "nap" in a folding chair before rallying like it's the second night of a two-day Phish show.
We're running it back - before kids, before jobs, before anyone had a clue what LinkedIn was. This pre-millennial meltdown will be fueled by the cheapest
keg we could legally procure, and when
it's over, you'll be sent home in an Uber
clutching a commemorative beer koozie,
slightly sticky, slightly bruised, and VERY
proud.
Because once upon a time, you could totally hang. And you still can. (Sort of.)
When: May 31st 4pm
Hosted by:
Adam Singleton, Chris Dynan, Jon Solit, Kapil Parakh, Mark Hindes
